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BEST CHARACTER OPTIONS DOCTOR WHO TOYS (5 inch range) which I’ve bought since starting this blog:

  1. Time Crash Fifth Doctor
  2. The Sixth Doctor
  3. Dead Planet Dalek
  4. Invasion Cyberman
  5. Tenth Planet Cyberman
  6. The Fourth Doctor
  7. Tomb Cyberman
  8. Hath Peck
  9. SV7
  10. Time Lord

DOCTOR WHO NOVELS I OWN AND HAVE NEVER READ (BUT REALLY WANT TO):

  1. Blue Box
  2. Wolfsbane
  3. Killing Ground Frayed
  4. Fear, Itself Synthespians™
  5. The Left-Handed Humming Bird
  6. No Future
  7. First Frontier
  8. Venusian Lullaby
  9. The Man In The Velvet Mask
  10. The Quantum Archangel

BOND MOVIES

  1. Casino Royale
  2. From Russia With Love
  3. On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
  4. The Living Daylights
  5. For Your Eyes Only
  6. Live and Let Die
  7. Goldfinger
  8. Tomorrow Never Dies
  9. You Only Live Twice
  10. Licence TO Kill

STUPID THINGS ABOUT MOONRAKER

  1. Jaws getting his leg over
  2. MooreBond’s deeply repellent mysogyny
  3. The theme tune
  4. MooreBond’s apparent ability to get a girl in to bed within three seconds of meeting her, foregoing such trivial activities as seduction, conversation or relevance to the plot
  5. MooreBond’s slightly suspicious lack of understanding regarding something as simple as the basic the laws of gravity (this one is getting an entire blog post to itself at some point)
  6. Jaws getting work ANYWHERE (so is this – in fact I have done here http://andtheywereallwearingeyepatches.wordpress.com/2008/10/01/oh-well-yes-if-you-can-get-him/)
  7. The pigeons doing a double take
  8. That alcoholic guy who’s in every late seventies/early eighties Bond film staring at his wine bottle in suprise. It wasn’t even funny the first time, you fuckers!
  9. The idea that the head of MI6 and the Minister of Defence would visit Venice at the drop of a hat and then both, independently of each other, wander off around a foreign city without bodyguards
  10. Everything else